Fat Boys Don’t Make It to Mars

How I traveled through time and space from the safety of my couch

Christian Emeka
The Memoirist
Published in
4 min readJan 26, 2022

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Photo by Petar Petkovski on Unsplash

The doctor’s stethoscope chills my bare chest as I pray for this time to be different. I know my body is a wreck — breathing problems, a heart murmur, and high blood pressure — but I hope fate will turn a blind eye and allow me to play at least one season on my middle school’s soccer team.

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Christian Emeka
The Memoirist

I extract human truths from across the African diaspora. I'm obsessed with fitness, world history, psychology, stand-up comedy, and anti-aging secrets.